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Songs About Dudes, Volume 2

by Taken By Vultures

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1.
I take three bags and choke ‘em down and Headin’ for the door! Alarm was triggered by the bag man What the hell’d you do?! No time to carry out the cash rack We gotta leave the loot! Swat team arrival imminent and GOTTA GET OUT! Cough up diamonds as I run scratching inside of me Easy trail to follow, my blood gems, Shades of ruby I try to focus as I run to Keep from spewing forth! Must ditch the sheriffs, they're on my tail Gotta lose the force! I try to catch my breath and get caught Choking on the loot! Armed robbery is not my strongest QUALITY! Cough up diamonds as I run scratching inside of me Easy trail to follow, my blood gems, shades of ruby Coughing up diamonds as I run, Cough up diamonds as I run Scratching inside of me Easy trail to follow, my blood gems, Shades of ruby
2.
You know they call him Dr Klaw and they tried to shut him down So he went on underground Where ninja turtles can be found Doctor’s on the run and Having lots of fun and Serving up the tasty buns And it’s kinda sketchy And it’s hella messy But that’s the way the lobster rolls His name is Dr Klaw He’s not above the law He makes a bomb ass lobster roll His name is Dr Klaw He’s not above the law He makes a bomb ass lobster roll Manhattans had some lobster rolls But they could not do Boston proud Sure it might be il-le-gal but I shall show these foodies how! And so he went on underground to get fresh lobster by the pound Now people come from out of town Where the best lobster rolls are found Doctor’s on the run and Having lots of fun and Serving up the tasty buns And it’s kinda sketchy And it’s hella messy But that’s the way the lobster rolls His name is Dr Klaw He’s not above the law He makes bomb ass lobster roll His name is Dr Klaw He’s not above the law He makes bomb ass lobster roll His name is Dr Klaw He’s not above the law He makes a bomb ass lobster roll His name is Dr Klaw He’s not above the law He makes a bomb ass lobster roll
3.
Hot Saus 02:09
First we’ll get our peppers and stuff Peppers will make your butt feel rough Molasses gonna make it thick Hope some sugar will do the trick Ain’t no party like a hot sauce party HOT SAUCE Ain’t no party like a hot sauce party HOT SAUCE Ain’t no party like a hot sauce party HOT SAUCE - BABY Ain’t no party like a hot sauce party HOT SAUCE Put that fresh garlic in the mix Scotch bonnet, onions, feed my fix Add vinegar, blend all day long Now we’ve turned this into a song Ain’t no party like a hot sauce party HOT SAUCE Ain’t no party like a hot sauce party HOT SAUCE Ain’t no party like a hot sauce party HOT SAUCE - BABY Ain’t no party like a hot sauce party HOT SAUCE SOLO Ain’t no party like a hot sauce party HOT SAUCE Ain’t no party like a hot sauce party HOT SAUCE Ain’t no party like a hot sauce party HOT SAUCE - BABY Ain’t no party like a hot sauce party HOT SAUCE
4.
Woke up this morning put one foot in, this party never ends One of these days, perhaps I’ll listen, to my family and friends Second foot moving, I heed no warning, I must now commit Pour one for you and three for me, and my whole body might just fit One step closer to being half in the bag again, but it’s too late to go back! To when I was feeling fine but then again, it’s never as fun no! My legs are in, headed up to my shin, now I've got to fill the gap Black out or brown don’t turn around, just dive into burlap. One step closer to being half in the bag again, but it’s too late to go back! To when I was feeling fine but then again, it’s never as fun no! One step closer to being half in the bag again, but it’s too late to go back! To when I was feeling fine but then again, it’s never as fun oh! One step closer to being half in the bag again, but it’s too late to go back! To when I had a chance to give it in, You never go full bag!
5.
Just exercised by tape took 20 minutes Nutritious diets for the win! I’ve got a party coming up for all my clients I’d really like you to drop in! I know I'm no master of the key And you’re not possessed by Zuul, not yet Together we can perish in the flames This I know you won't regret I think I love you Dana Let's bring this tension to an end I’d like to entertain ya But you're bailing once again! And I can't take it Last time we talked you said you’d think about it That was before I was Vinz I’ve got a brand new dog body terrorizing All of your neighbors and your friends Now that I’m the master of the key And you’re the keeper of the gate Together we will perish in the flames This i know you won't regret I think I love you Dana Let's bring this tension to an end I’d like to entertain ya But you're bailing once again! And I can't take it I think I love you Dana Let's bring this tension to an end I’d like to entertain ya But you're bailing once again! And I can't take it I said I love you Dana, Let's bring this tension to an end. We're back to being human Now you stiffed me once again! And I can't take it!
6.
When I was young, I went to the zoo I watched monkeys playing with poo I was a kid then, the same as you I even liked the wallabies too Marsupial Mayhem engage Uncage, the battle now begins I was a space case at your age and I Now just want to impart wisdom Hey Now, you better listen kid Or You’ll fall in, the same way I did. And since you don’t know kung foo There is no chance against Kangaroo When I fell in, I thought it was cute It raised a fist, and then it raised two I was naive then, the same as you And now I’m singing wallaby blues Marsupial Mayhem engage Uncage, the battle now begins I was a space case at, your age and I Now just want to impart wisdom Hey Now, you better listen kid Or You’ll fall in, the same way I did And since you don’t know kung foo There is no chance against Kangaroo I was a young fool at your age Didn’t listen, jumped into the cage Now there's something I must do Here’s a foot-fist combo for you and! I was a space case at your age and I Now just, want to, impart wisdom Hey Now, you better listen kid Or You’ll fall in, the same way I did. And since you don’t know kung foo There is no chance against Kangaroo
7.
Nowhere Else 03:14
Packing up and leaving, We're heading south hope we remembered everything Pulled into the city, Looks like the crowd is all that we forgot to bring Selling merch to other bands, This is getting out of hand! Please take me to Nowhere! We can't get there until we get somewhere else I Think we're going Nowhere Nothing compares to nowhere somewhere nowhere else Don’t forget the mattress Last time I slept on the ground, that I won't forget Now I'm sleeping leeward This flatulence is gonna be my next regret Getting drunk on PBR, High Life, Genne, Bud-weis-ar Please take me to nowhere! We can't get here until we get somewhere else Think we're going Nowhere Nothing compares to nowhere somewhere nowhere else Please take me to nowhere! We can't get here until we get somewhere else Think we're going Nowhere Nothing compares to nowhere somewhere nowhere else Please take me to nowhere! We can't get here until we get somewhere else Think we're going Nowhere Nothing compares to nowhere somewhere nowhere else (Alternative last chorus) Finally made it Nowhere! And we got here after going somewhere else Now that we’re at Nowhere Nowhere compares to Nowhere somewhere Nowhere Else Nowhere compares to Nowhere somewhere NoWhere Else
8.
Achy bones and swollen joints, I’m stuck here in this sickly room Need to find my ticket out of here One son his wife and kid, and none of them can pay the rent The bed ridden ain’t got a cent Think about myself Pray and ask for help I’d atone if anyone was listenin’ I'm old and bored, can't be ignored, I’ll take your reward and use it as my one-way ticket out- Side this home, Geriatric throne, My cover’s blown And I hope the word never finds its way out One golden chocolate bar, and ignorant grandson to take For the fool, he’s a simpleton Toss cane, jump out of bed, and then my feet begin to dance Now I finally have my chance Jumping out of bed Josephine half dead That golden chocolate, my eyes glistenin’ I'm old and bored, can't be ignored, I’ll take your reward and use it as my one-way ticket out- side this home, Geriatric throne, my cover’s blown and I hope the word never finds its way out Hope they don’t find out (Joe-oh) I Hope they don’t find out Hope they don’t find out That I’m freeloading now Hope they don’t find out (Joe-oh) I Hope they don’t find out Hope they don’t find out That I’m freeloading! Old and bored, can't be ignored, I’ll take your reward and use it as my one-way ticket out- side this home, Geriatric throne, my cover’s blown and I hope the word never finds its way out Hope they don’t find out (Joe-oh) I Hope they don’t find out Hope they don’t find out That I’m freeloading now Hope they don’t find out (Joe-oh) Never figure out Hope they don’t find out That I’m freeloading!
9.
I was created as a simple robot and Bender Rodriguez is my name. Little did they know, I could not be contained and thrive on something they call anarchy And I think back but can't remember when We snuck into his grave John Larroquette will not be missing them His spine and bones we’ll take for our own I Spent my time looting and stealin’ things for most of my life Hey “sexy mama wanna kill all humans?” If jacking on will make strangers think that I am cool You better bet, that’s what I’m gonna do! And I think back but can't remember when We snuck into his grave John Larroquette will not be missing them His spine and bones we’ll take for our own And I did not take that man’s skull from the grave So don’t look at me like I have two heads And even though he was a celebrity No one needs their spine after they are dead And I think back but can't remember when We snuck into his grave John Larroquette will not be missing them His spine and bones we take for our own

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We really pulled it together guys! We've been a band for about 4 years and we were able to get you 9 songs, 2 of which are remastered old releases, one, which is an acoustic version of an old release, one that was released 9 months prior to the release of this album as the first "single" and another "second single" that you'll have had for 2 months before the album comes out. Hey, at least you are getting 4 new songs. Oh wait, we've been playing those for the entire 4 years we've been a band. Hmm...

Hey, at least you get to have it on vinyl!

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released April 19, 2024

All songs written and performed by Taken By Vultures. TBV is Matt Knowles, Daron St. Jean, Frank Ashe and Steve "Ocelot" Knowles

Guest Vocals by Jeff Demas (Zuul & Marsupial Mayhem)

Tracking, Engineering by Kyle Paradis, New Alliance Audio. Mastering by Nick Zampiello, New Alliance East Mastering, Cambridge MA, USA

Artwork by BG Anonymous, Steve Ocelot and a fuck-ton of AI

©Taken by Vultures, 2024. All rights of the producer and of the owner of the work reproduced reserved. Unauthorized copying, hiring, lending, public\ performance and broadcasting of this recording prohibited.

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Taken By Vultures play punk rock with metal licks and stupid lyrics. FFO Diesel Boy, Millencolin, Teenage Bottlerocket.

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