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Grandpa Joe Is A Dirty Freeloader

from The Geriatric Throne by Taken By Vultures

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Inspired by that piece of shit Grandpa Joe taking advantage of his Grandson.

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Achy bones and swollen joints, I’m stuck here in this sickly room
Need to find my ticket out of here
One son his wife and kid, and none of them can pay the rent
The bed ridden ain’t got a cent

Think about myself
Pray and ask for help
I’d atone if anyone was listening

I'm old and bored, Can't be ignored, I’ll take your reward and
use it as my one-way ticket out
Side this home, Geriatric throne, My cover’s blown
And I hope the word never finds its way out

One golden chocolate bar, and ignorant grandson to take
For the fool, he’s a simpleton
Toss cane, jump out of bed, and then my feet begin to dance
Now I finally have my chance

Jumping out of bed
Josephine half dead
That golden chocolate, my eyes glistening

I'm old and bored, Can't be ignored, I’ll take your reward and
use it as my one-way ticket out
Side this home, Geriatric throne, My cover’s blown and
I hope the word never finds its way out
Hope they don’t find out (Joe-oh)
I Hope they don’t find out
Hope they don’t find out
That I’m freeloading now
Hope they don’t find out (Joe-oh)
I Hope they don’t find out
Hope they don’t find out
That I’m freeloading!

Old and bored, Can't be ignored, I’ll take your reward and
use it as my one-way ticket out
Side this home, Geriatric throne, My cover’s blown and
I hope the word never finds its way out
Hope they don’t find out (Joe-oh)
I Hope they don’t find out
Hope they don’t find out
That I’m freeloading now
Hope they don’t find out (Joe-oh)
Never figure out
Hope they don’t find out
That I’m freeloading!

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from The Geriatric Throne, released July 8, 2021

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Taken By Vultures Boston, Massachusetts

Taken By Vultures play punk rock with metal licks and stupid lyrics. FFO Diesel Boy, Millencolin, Teenage Bottlerocket.

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